Things Tobias Says

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Nerds Fuck Harder.
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Who is this guy?
If this doesn’t get you laid, you should just commit suicide.
Rock n roll:
Come on, Satan. Cut us a break.
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Luke, We’re Gonna Have Company!
Keep the Force with you always:
Ron Swanson, say hello to Swan Ronson.
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